Shadow ordering is a variant of shadowban. Instead of hiding your posts completely, a social media platform will send them to the ends of lists where few are likely to see them. At the same time, they lie to you: tricking you into thinking your posts are doing better than they are.
For instance, when you leave a reply on Twitter and then look at the reply page, your reply will be right at the top. However, if you then look at the same page while logged in to another account, you might need to scroll page after page to see your reply.
In some cases, you might need to click 'Show more replies' to find your reply. Twitter calls tweets after that link 'LowQuality'. They have a second 'AbusiveQuality' section even further down.
Only in rare cases does any of this make sense. Twitter usually elevates low-content replies while suppressing higher-quality content. Their ranking is based more on popularity, the number of people who block you, a desire to protect verified users from dissent, etc. Only in some cases is this based on ideology: in the USA, both liberals and conservatives are heavily impacted by shadow ordering.
For instance, when you leave a reply on Twitter and then look at the reply page, your reply will be right at the top. However, if you then look at the same page while logged in to another account, you might need to scroll page after page to see your reply.
In some cases, you might need to click 'Show more replies' to find your reply. Twitter calls tweets after that link 'LowQuality'. They have a second 'AbusiveQuality' section even further down.
Only in rare cases does any of this make sense. Twitter usually elevates low-content replies while suppressing higher-quality content. Their ranking is based more on popularity, the number of people who block you, a desire to protect verified users from dissent, etc. Only in some cases is this based on ideology: in the USA, both liberals and conservatives are heavily impacted by shadow ordering.
"Look, my reply to the GOP is at the top of the list!"
"Uh, no. I'm logged in to my account and I had to scroll 20 pages to see your tweet. They tricked you using shadow ordering."
"Uh, no. I'm logged in to my account and I had to scroll 20 pages to see your tweet. They tricked you using shadow ordering."
by 24Ahead January 06, 2023
Prognosis with the pro instead of con!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!
A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
A post-scarcity (not as much scarcities) and post-singularity (new singularities) and post-godhood (new godhoods) dynamic textbook!
A positive dimensions Magnum Opus instead of negative dimensions imperfect remnants.
Can be used as a great learning resource.
New words invented and yet to be invented!
In regards to completing circularity (divinity, not loop) of self positive karma towards transcendence of mortal afflictions and much more!
'Some suggest that according to the dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Mental Orders the D.S.M.M.D. was more an S.C.P. artefact getting in the way of bloom of Apotheons of the Multiverse due to suppressive enforced prolonged treatment often using pristine waste chemicals without adequate cures'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
'And that's without prosidering where we actually are and where we actually can be, and who. The dynamic Diagnostic Statistical Manual of Orders made a great reference resource with godhood realms'
by TranslogicMultisonance March 02, 2023
I’d like a double cheeseburger, a large fry, and a large coke
Anything else sir?
Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
Anything else sir?
Yeah can you add an inch to that order please?
by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 08, 2019
v. constantly checking on an order at a fast food restaurant, more specifically at one where the kitchen is easily visible
by the man who wears things July 10, 2012
A Zombie Lab Order is a Lab Order in the Message Center that will not 'go away' no matter how many times the user signs off on it. It cannot be killed.
Oh my gosh! I don't know if I followed up on this order, I think I did but it's still in my inbox. I'm so confused, it's like a Zombie Lab Order!
by EMR Nerd February 26, 2021
Requesting someone over to your place for a sexual encounter using an ad placed on a personals website's No Strings Attached section.
Example 1:
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.
Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
Looks like I am Ordering Take Out tonight.
Example 2:
I Ordered Take Out last night and she was fabulous.
by TheAllyKat December 29, 2011
What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 16, 2018