Deuce

A fat kid who plays a sport and has no talent but gives his best effort at all times

Did you see that deuce playing basketball ?

by JohnnyDepp777 April 20, 2010

Double Deuce

Twenty two ounce bottle of beer or malt liquor, See: dub deuce

I need to pound a double deuce.

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

Chucka Deuce

instead of sayin the word peace you throw 2 fingers in the air and your throwing the deuce to someone. a way to say bye chucka deuce

girl: bye boy
boy. Chucka deuce

by Arrika June 05, 2006

spruce the deuce

to shave your ball sack

Later dude, I have a hot date tonight, gotta spruce the deuce

by gduhble June 19, 2005

deuce tres

The act of having three bowel movements in one day.

“Did you enjoy that mexican food last night?”
“Yeah, but I’ve just completed the deuce tres”.

by juicebox March 24, 2019

reverse deuce

The act of taking a poop, while sitting backwards on the toilet.

Ben enjoys hugging the toilet tank while pooping. I.E. Ben enjoys to reverse deuce.

by Lemon-Party March 16, 2007

the classy deuce

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010