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Glass of Water

An object with a questionable intelligence. Screams better insults at me than chloe, red rennamon and you
I've had better insults screamed at me from a glass of water. Your non-sensical ramblings encourage your own idiocy.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003
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Glass Saxophone

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.
by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018
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glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
by bossrossin February 21, 2017
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smash the glass

When you have finally had enough of a situation, people or a place of work and you realize that it's time to leave or retire before you do something drastic. You want to retire before you "smash the glass". Going peacefully on your own terms before you reach that breaking point where adrenaline and hulk like strength overcome you.
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I have to get the hell out of this place before I smash the glass!!
by Garbal42 May 13, 2021
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fountain and glass

Noun; When referring to when you have only drank out of a specific bottle either by fountain drinking(Drinking by pouring the drink into your mouth without touching your lips to the bottle) or by using a glass.
Here, I've only dranken out of this, fountain and glass.
by DicBot42162378 May 21, 2008
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Jenga Glasses

A pair of eye glasses with ridiculously thick lenses which render any wearer, other that the glasses owner, almost blind.
Origin - a variation on the game of Jenga when players must don thick glasses when taking their turn thus distorting their vision and making the game more challenging - see Glasses Jenga
“Do you like my new glasses?”
“Wow, can you actually see through those? They’re proper Jenga Glasses!”

“The guy was so blind he actually needed Jenga Glasses”
by WIIBEE January 2, 2020
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glass beach

a cool indie rock group that have nice songs such as classic J dies and goes to hell part 1,yoshi's island, and cold weather
by pakodecruz July 2, 2023
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