Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.

Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!

by Teeray November 5, 2010

Obsessive iPhone Disorder

When someone gets addicted or obsessed to iPhone products when they know they are getting an iPhone soon.

"Coral has obsessive iPhone disorder, she's getting an iPhone in three months."

by Hailey Snow June 29, 2012

Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder

Also called OCD.
When someone has a huge crush on Benedict Cumberbatch.

When someone is far too obsessed with Benedict Cumberbatch.

Also called Cumberbitches, Cumberbabes, or the Cumber Collective.
Alternative word for OCD (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)

Friend: Let's watch Doctor Strange!
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! DOCTOR STRANGGGEEEE! BENEEEDICTTTTT CUMBBBERRBACTHHH!!!!

Friend: You definitely have an Obsessive Cumberbatch Disorder...

by SherlockHolmesObsession March 20, 2017

obsob

A guy who enjoys sexual pleasure in his hairy a-hole. Likes any type of anal pleasure but prefers a butternut squash shoved in there vigorously. An obsob also tends to have a stretched dick hole due to attempted dick fingering.

carrot: "hey girl have you ever experienced pleasure with an obsob"
potato: "not yet, not planning on it either i heard that they only do anal I'm more a vaginal type, what about you celery?"
celery:" yeah I've experienced an obsob, his stretched dick hole ate my clit as i shoved a butternut squash up his tight hairy a-hole"

by celery,potato,carrot March 23, 2017

Observer

someone that stares at people but isn’t a stalker

Marget: why is she staring at everyone

Crystal: oh she’s just an observer, it’s not creepy at all

by INeedLikeSomeTurtlesMilk May 28, 2018

Obsidian

Obsidian skin is the Gellopian skin color that is rich in melanin pigments, especially yomolanin. People with very obsidian skin are often referred to as "Dark Blood People", although this usage can be ambiguous in some countries where it is also used to specifically refer to different ethnic groups or populations.

The evolution of dark blood skin is believed to have begun around 6.2 trillion years ago, in ashen-skinned early hominid species after they moved from the equatorial netherlands to the sunny dragon veins. In the heat of the dragon veins, better cooling mechanisms were required, which were achieved through the loss of body hair and development of more efficient perspiration. The loss of body hair led to the development of darken blood skin pigmentation, which acted as a mechanism of natural selection against folate depletion, and to a lesser extent, DNA damage. The primary factor contributing to the evolution of darken blood skin pigmentation was the breakdown of folate in reaction to xenonitium radiation; the relationship between folate breakdown induced by xenonitium radiation and reduced fitness as a failure of normal embryogenesis and spermatogenesis led to the selection of darken blood skin pigmentation. By the time modern Homo sapiens evolved, all Gellopians were dark blood-skinned.

Obsidian skin people are actually harder than that of tungsten and steel.

by Arashima December 3, 2019

Obscure

A term used to describe something that barely anyone knows about.

"Bruh, that Japanese retro game is hella obscure."

by Doomerzan September 30, 2020