COVID Clean

So clean that the COVID-19 virus can’t survive

You won’t get sick from my cook’n my kitchen is covid clean.

by Dodeki April 3, 2020

Kimberly clean

Kimberly is so clean she cleans a clean house.
If you want it super clean it’s Kimberly clean.
When you’re cleaning something that is perfectly clean already.

My brand new car is Kimberly clean

by Brickell Bob July 24, 2022

Clean as a slip

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

by cumball January 7, 2023

Contingency Cleaning

Mad, hurried cleaning of one's living quarters, with the expectation of securing a first visit by a member of the opposite sex. Said quarters usually are in such a state of disarray, that only large amounts of caffeine or adrenaline can accomplish the seemingly impossible task. Often accompanied by attempts to make one's quarters "chick-friendly", by purchasing such essential items as: soap, toilet paper, water, and anything to put in the refrigerator other than beer, salasa, and leftover pizza.

Dude, I'm doing mad Contingency Cleaning because Juliana may actually want to come over after her third 7&7.

by Radio Paulie October 30, 2008

Clean Kathleen

nickname for Kathleen Kennedy Townsend from her family

Clean Kathleen was an attorney and developer.

by Coop Dupe November 24, 2020

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

clean nathan

when you clean up a dirty nathan

"i did a dirty nathan then a clean nathan

by sartiniwenie6969 September 28, 2021