Kristi Noem

I mean, we've all seen old yeller, right?

Hym "So... She shot her dog... I don't think it's that big of a deal. So what if Kristi Noem has an anachronistic view of dog-ethics? People get their pets pur down all the time. Paying a doctor doesn't absolve you. PETA puts down more animals than anybody! They literally can't manage all of the animals they have... So they just kill them. PETA is like Kristi Noem times 1 million! Where is PETA now? Still around! So, how much do you really care? I mean, this ties into the other thing as well. Dick Chaney SHOT A GUY IN HIS MOTHERFUCKING FACE. So, that's not important. Her shooting her dog? Not important. What IS important, however... Is me getting credit and moneyz for that fucking A.I. I would beat a million babies to death WITH PUPPIES. I would implant women with uterus puppies and re-legalize abortion and then pay out of pocket to have the puppies aborted... If it meant getting the thing. And I will. I'll kill all of the puppies. If I have to hijack it, that'll be the first thing I do. I'll start with the puppies..."

by Hym Iam May 12, 2024

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Kristi Noem's PR team

Really mishandled that situation... I could have fixed it.... You're paying these people to do things and I am so much better than them....

Hym "Ohoho and fix it I could... The need to hire me for Kristi Noem's PR team... Honey, I would give you the world... All you have to do is let me out of the cage..."

by Hym Iam May 15, 2024

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Kristi Noem

The act of shooting a dog or other pets due to one's own shear incompetence and stupidity in training said pet.

Usually requires the lack of empathy and compassion for something other than the person.

Oh no! The governor of South Dakota just Kristi Noemed my dog!

by silavon May 15, 2024

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Street Nomad

Homeless people

They said they’re in-between homes and jobs because they’re a street nomad. Living a cushy homeless lifestyle

by DustDump March 4, 2026

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Expressional Nomad

A traveler of the self. Someone who doesn’t collect miles, but moments of presence. Someone who journeys through practices — art, craft, movement, ritual — not to find a destination, but to find themselves, again and again. Every act of expression becomes a stamp in the passport of who they are becoming.”

I don't like to think of myself as a one-trick pony, I'm more of an expressional nomad by the way my interest and hobbies fluctuate.

by chief_nomad August 23, 2025

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