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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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iPhone brain

When you have a very big brain but in a different way.
Ririka has Galaxy brain.

Kanade has iPhone brain!

You know what galaxy mean?

"Smartphone."
by TransKitten June 1, 2024
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IPHONE USER

The most ignorant types of people on earth,
They believe that anyone who doesn't own an iPhone is broke or living In poverty.

90% of these people usually have a maximum of 10 braincells, this signifies how hight they van count, up till 10.
It had also been verified that 99.8% of all Only fans models own an IPhone .
The other 0.2% of only fans models own androids and they are hand models.
Man: honey I told you , IPHONE USER HAVE DECREASED BRAIN FUNCTIONALITY, NO WONDER YOU HAVE ALZHEIMERS
WOMAN: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME HONEY?, DO I KNOW YOU?
by Dr!p k!ng April 21, 2024
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Iphone

a lot of ppl said the iphone would fail back in 2009 as i can see from reading the definitions, but theyare very stupid because now iPhone has taken over all of their lives. hahahah MAUAAHHAAJJAAJMQMMQMQQMAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMUAHAHAHAHAHA
Teenage boy in 2010: "haah, the iphone is the biggest piece of shit ive ever seen! Its a waste of 500 bucks. so useless"

the same person 13 years later to his younger self: "if only you knew what the iphone is now in 2023... guess how much money you pay now... oh and theres three cameras. Thats a change, definitely not the biggest though... see for yourself."
by bigappleuser3000 December 30, 2023
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iPhone 1G

The iPhone 1g isn’t real the iPhone 2g is and that’s the first phone that Apple sold (I think) anyways there’s no iPhone 1g
-Hey look that guy thinks the first generation iPhone is the 1g

-I know the iPhone 1g doesn’t even exist

-hah I know right
by anonymous May 9, 2023
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iPhone

a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before

other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum
dum dum iPhone
by mo kksmis king of kksims April 15, 2021
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iPhone 13 mini

The iPhone 13 mini is the equivalent of the airbus A318. Its small size crippled its battery life and hampered sales. Same with the airbus A318. It was too small and its engines burned more fuel than expected so airlines didn’t want to operate it. It’s still in service with Air France, but will eventually be replaced by the A220.
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