iPhone loser

Someone who realizes they are pathetic so they buy an iPhone.

"Adam realized he was a loser, so he decided to buy an iPhone to join the rest of the iPhone loser losers."

by Vicky Vegas May 16, 2020

iphone

1. A phone which battery only lasts around 2 hours on average, even If you put it on power save.

2. A phone which you can annihilate by dropping it about 3 ft

3. A phone which Gen Z thinks are better than Samsung phones, but they can't even tell you why.

4. You could type the word "butter" and somehow autocorrect registers it as "penis".

5. Overpriced piece of shit which isn't even worth the money because it breaks easily. All you're doing is paying for a name.

iphones suck so bad that even a dog's rectum would commit suicide if it saw one

by UltimateDoge September 14, 2022

iPhone Index

A figure that tracks how many months on average a blue-collar worker in a country has to work before they can save enough money to afford an iPhone.

The iPhone index (ii) in Singapore is arguably around 2, compared to 6 or 7 in neighboring Malaysia.

by Numerati December 22, 2023

iPhone 666

What Satan's smartphone would be if it existed.

Can you just imagine what it would be like if there was such a thing as an iPhone 666? It would be wild and Satan would have to be quick to get it as many people will be offended by it and force Verizon to permanently ban it.

by PhoenixGamer34 February 17, 2021

iPhone

1. A phone made by either:
Apple
Android

I have got an Iphone that is from Android.
The iPhone is either made by Apple or Android.

by prnty1541 July 2, 2022

iPhone

a device that gets bigger each year
apple we now have face scan it's like nothing before

other companies we dislike 4 yrs age ya dum dum

dum dum iPhone

by mo kksmis king of kksims April 15, 2021

iPhone

Addictive Device First released in 2007 , uhhhhh u need to sell a kid or kidney to get one.
i stands for internet or apple got mental breakdown and just took fucking iMac first letter WHICH also stands for internet so uhhhhh yeah. also iPhone can access internet did u fucking know that ??? and also you can install apps on iPhone since 2008 , sadly apple disconitinued appstore for iOS versions belov iOS 7 bc they are fucking stupid as fuck.

iPhone i have it in my ass
i will use my iphone to use imessage and imessage other bitch with iphone
i love my iphone (true)
cum
i love cum

by acewayx February 15, 2024