emergency nine 

An ad hoc extra nine holes of golf played following a scheduled round necessitated by an untoward loss of funds during the scheduled round.

C'mon Hoss, we need to get in an emergency nine--Cueball wiped me out in the Calcutta this morning and I need to win some of it back.

emergency nine by Webturtle April 15, 2009

Giant Nine

a gathering of people who are not easily offended, but who tend to (usually accidentally) offend others easily. Members of this group come together regularly to relax and know they can say absolutely anything that pops into their mind and no one will be offended. These groups are typically a very diverse crowd, with only a few things in common. The dynamic works perfectly, because members are not afraid of words and don't understand political correctness. The ties that bind these groups together are strong.

Janet: Where's this "Giant Nine" you're always going to?

Brad: It's not a "where" or a "who" or a "what". Giant Nine is the spirit of the people.

Janet: Huh?

Brad: Dammit! Janet! Ok, it's people who don't necessarily play well with others, because other people think they're mean and/or heartless, or because they can't tolerate drama.

Janet: Oh, I think I get it...so when you're around these people you can say political "bad" words? *whispers* can you say "retard"? What about "fat"? "Fag"?

Brad: Yes, yes we can. We're not bad people for using words. We are not emotionally motivated for the most part, so drama is nonexistent when you're with the Giant Nine. It's a little like Cloud Nine--with all the politically incorrect jokes you can handle!

Giant Nine by mommaserene March 2, 2010

cloud nine 

a happy, pleasurable state of mind usually used after smokin tree, drinking alot of alki or havin sex

man i smoke a blunt and 3 40s like 20 mins ago, i'm on cloud nine

cloud nine by Jerry February 16, 2004

divine nine 

The sororities and fraternities that compose the National Pan-Hellenic Council:

Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, Inc. Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity, Inc., Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Inc., Zeta Phi Beta Sorority, Inc., Iota Phi Theta Fraternity, Inc., Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity, Inc., Sigma Gamma Rho Sorority, Inc. Phi Beta Sigma Fraternity, Inc. and Omega Psi Phi Fraternity,

"Hunny, do you see these letters? DIVINE NINE NIGGA!"

divine nine by C.Weiss April 18, 2007

Deep Space Nine 

Similar to a star trekking, although rather more ambitious. A female is simultaneously fisted in each 'lower orifice' by her partner. This particular practice does require considerably more aftercare to ensure all Klingons are exterminated.

I was Deep Space Nine'ing Karl's mum, and she sneezed and broke both my arms.

Deep Space Nine by BigBilly August 10, 2006

sixty-nine

3.A sexual position involving two individuals of the same or different sex.

A sexual position involving two individuals of the same or different sex.


In the case of Homosexuals, each man places thier own mouth on the other mans penis (cock)and performs Oral Sex, or Sucking GradificationAKA a Blow Job performed by each man at the same time on each other. May be performed by homosexuals, Bi-Sexual men or on occassion Hetrosexual men and many times, a combination of any two.

sixty-nine by SirWilard June 28, 2005

1-2-9 (one-two-nine)

An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.

My boss was gettin' mouthy, so I said, 1-2-9 (one-two-nine), and went back to work with a smirk.

1-2-9 (one-two-nine) by bruthanumba3 April 6, 2008