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Nice Guy

A man who is to afraid to speak his mind. Often times they will complain about how they are mistreated by women and hate the "Alpha's", "Frat Guy" ,"Athletes" and label them as troglodytes. What the nice guys fail to realize, is they are weak at a fundamental level. They only befriend the girls who are attractive because they have hopes that the friendship will result in sex or relationship. They kling on to these attractive woman because they do not have enough confidence in themselves to say they deserve more and better from these relationships. The pandering fool often is depressed because though he feels that he is close to the girl, he understands fundamentally the woman will not grow to like him. This is because girls are attracted to confidence on a very basic level. The obsequious ways of the nice guy are the embodiment of lack of confidence and self loathing. Nice guys do not strive to be jerks but good men. The difference in the two paradigms is this, nice guys do what they do to receive validation and praise, good men do what they want because they want to. Good men are truthful, honest and blunt.
I was a nice guy and hated myself and the world, I became a good man and I love life and the world.
by Thelonious Kwiggz August 11, 2012
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nice guy

A term used by a female for a male she does not find sexually interesting.

See also: friend or just a friend
One of life's great mysteries is how women can simultaneously complain about inconsiderate man-whores and the impossibility of finding a "nice guy", while sitting across from a hetero male friend who also has similar male friends that she has met but declined to date.
by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005
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Nice View

"Nice view" is a phrase used by me and my friends. It is something that I think I worth sharing.

We say this when a friend of ours is sitting in front of someone's ass crack. "Nice view" is a mixture of sarcasm and if the view IS nice, good for you.

Me: Nice view. (Followed by a wink)
Her: I know right. (Sarcasm)

You know those times where you are just there working your butt off so you dont have homework tonight and then the person in front of you needs help so the teacher comes over and leans to the person so the her huge fat ass is right in front of your freaking face?

Me: Nice view. (While puking)
Her: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Now, are you scared of heights? Because the line on your behind is like halfway there. Pull it up!!
A fat ass person sits in front of me.

Me: Check out my nice view.
Her: That's beautiful.
by marlanmae April 29, 2013
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Nice Guy

A male who expects a female to accept his romantic advances simply because he is "nice," and is angered when she does not.

Possible causes for this phenomenon:

1.) He views romance as a prize he is entitled to, like his allowance, as long as he behaves himself.

2.) He thinks all women are the same dainty, smiling, flower-picking Disney princess, who want nothing more in a man than giant smiles, polite chit-chat, poetry readings, and doors held opened for them. He does not understand that women are individuals.

3.) He has a mental disability that encourages girls to put on a super-nice act around him, as they would around a child. He mistakes this for their real personality, and thinks they are really getting to know each other and clicking, when...no. (This one's pretty tragic, and no one's fault, really.)

4.) He's a really bad actor, so even girls who DO want a "nice, sensitive guy" can see right through his crap.

5.) He is a genuinely nice guy, but only goes for hot girls he has nothing in common with...while complaining that girls always go for the "wrong" guy.

6.) A closeted homosexual or transsexual, who has discovered how conveniently the "nice guy" motif can cover up his secret. ("I'm just not a man's man!") This can leave a bad impression on the girl, after she learns the truth. She may become so paranoid, that if the next guy she dates cheats on her with another woman, she may break into a joyful jig, exclaiming, "My boyfriend is straight!"
"I am so finished with dating nice guys! Next time a guy tries to pick me up in a sparkely blue prius, I'm not going on the date."
by The Chickens Are Revolting December 5, 2014
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You have nice hands

When a girl says you have nice hands she wants you to finger her.
Britney: You have nice hands. Will you finger me with them?
Chris: Hell yea!
by ultimatethot69 January 13, 2019
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Nice Guy syndrome

A disease in which a socially awkward, unattractive, and hygenicly-repulsive male with a terrible personality feels victimized by women when they don't want to date him. Said male comes to believe all women are 'sluts' who want or deserve to be raped and killed, or, in its milder form, spawns the evil known as 'pick up artists'. It has no known cure.
No, he's just having a flareup of his Nice Guy syndrome.
by saraiya May 2, 2011
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How nice

What people will answer when they don`t give a shit about your story (or are completely disgusted by it). It normally comes from people that just won`t tell you what they really think to avoid discussion.
Dude1: Hey look, I just got this really nice tattoo of a skull.
Catholic Priest: How nice!
by Mariotol December 9, 2010
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