by Ralph cigarette November 13, 2023
Get the old mustachemug. When a man is denied sex by a woman in the morning after waking up, when she goes back to sleep, you lay a used condom over her upper lip and leave.
Bob: That slut Jenny wouldn't do me when we woke up so I gave that bitch the trojan mustache.
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
Tom: Damn straight, bitch had it comin'!
by rarussell93 July 25, 2011
Get the The Trojan Mustachemug. When someone shaves your face to look like a monkey tail. It requires facial hair like a chinstrap and a mustache that is able to connect to the bottom of the face.
Created by Ma Dukes.
Created by Ma Dukes.
by Sir Prize69 January 16, 2014
Get the monkey mustachemug. by mike oxmal July 21, 2023
Get the skinny mustache manmug. similar to a face ride, but not quite
a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie
by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025
Get the cuban mustache waxmug. When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.
Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.
That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !
by Gnargomel December 6, 2016
Get the mustache tearsmug. A lightly-cloured English mustache originally used to describe Nigel Mansell's huge mustache. The term became popular when Suzuka circuit was selling fake Mustaches.
That Englishman had a Lion-Heart Mustache.
by NyanCake007 August 16, 2018
Get the Lion-Heart Mustachemug.