Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.

N one is as good as Mr. Murphy.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

A Murphy

Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.

Did you hear about the guy at work that won? He pulled A Murphy.

by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018

Evie Murphy

starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though

yo can you see evie murphy over there??
yo shes totally lanky

by yohohoho May 23, 2022

Ciaran Murphy

One who is best described as "me." That is correct; I am Ciaran. Congratulations if anyone in my immediate circle finds this, you think about me too much. Worry not, onlookers, I doubt anyone I know will actually see this. I merely wanted to say that in the off chance it actually happens. If you are currently reading this and know me, let me know, if you dare.

I refuse to give an example, I won't bend to your will, Urban Dictionary.

For reasons that I cannot control, I must include the word that I am "defining." So... Ciaran Murphy.

by CFortune September 6, 2024

Murphy’s Monday

A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.

A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.

Joseph: “Dude some guy just shot my friend’s grandma!”
Lukas: “Bro’s having a Murphy’s Monday.”

by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024

Murphy's Draw

A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.

Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.

by SkyeTheKnumpty March 20, 2021