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Get the .9.<,.0.3.4.3.0.>.<.7.9.7.6.>.9.Exe-Keep-Any-Estrada-Discard-To-.9.The-.9.Estrada-aLa-Murphy-Keep-And-Acquire-The-Sense-I-Breathe-Exe<.7.9.7.6.><.0.3.4.3.0.>.9.. mug.Winning the cumulative prize in a work office pool while claiming to only be a porn fluffer during college for the money. Is best known from the Buns of Steel videos. Sings impromptu lyrics to Beast of Burden chorus by The Rolling Stones like a champion.
by Fat Brown Pandas October 29, 2018
Get the A Murphy mug.starred in a game show called swashbuckle. she didn't actually thats a lie. shes proper lanky though
by yohohoho May 23, 2022
Get the Evie Murphy mug.One who is best described as "me." That is correct; I am Ciaran. Congratulations if anyone in my immediate circle finds this, you think about me too much. Worry not, onlookers, I doubt anyone I know will actually see this. I merely wanted to say that in the off chance it actually happens. If you are currently reading this and know me, let me know, if you dare.
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For reasons that I cannot control, I must include the word that I am "defining." So... Ciaran Murphy.
For reasons that I cannot control, I must include the word that I am "defining." So... Ciaran Murphy.
by CFortune September 6, 2024
Get the Ciaran Murphy mug.A term taken from Murphy’s Law, A Murphy’s Monday is a Monday that is so incredibly annoying that it feels like everything that can go wrong IS going wrong. It is a day filled with minor inconveniences that make your day harder, but not hard enough to be impossible.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
A Murphy’s Monday is not usually the worst day of your life, but certainly the most inconvenient.
by A Real, Genuine Human May 13, 2024
Get the Murphy’s Monday mug.A term for when you draw a card during Cards Against Humanity that would've been perfect to use in the current round. Also applies to any other card games where you draw a card before the events of a round play out.
Card Tzar: "I hate when my neighbour leaves ______ in my yard."
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.
-All players hand in their card-
Player: "Damn, Murphy's Draw. I just drew 'landmines'.
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