Mr. Murphy

He is a top level scholar, a well educated man, a hall of fame football player, a hall of fame basketball player who averages 45.7 ppg and an outstanding 12 rebounds per game which is insane because he is 5'7''. He is also a Nascar racer who is undefeated and won the 2018 ping pong championship with his left hand. He has won the Nobel Peace prize and has a purple heart award also he won a grammy and an Oscar. He had a 4.0 gpa and went to Harvard. He secretly one the fortnite world cup it wasnt Bugha. He beat mike Tyson and Muhhamed ali in a fight with one hand. he holds over 400 world records and has a 65 inch vertical. He can do anything and everything to perfection this is only 1/12 of his accomplishments. He is insane.

N one is as good as Mr. Murphy.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025

drip murphy

a very fat stupid person

“oh no. drip murphy strikes again.”

by kebabsabs November 25, 2024

Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance

"You can stroll a store's aisles till Doomsday and never spot da item you want, but then, just as soon as you interrupt a staffperson to ask for help in locating said desirable, THAT'S when you will notice your sought-after item right off!"

While stocking up on food at a Super Walmart, I was looking for larger packages of Armour Vienna sausage so that I could save a few cents per can, but although I had thoroughly searched the surrounding areas on the shelves, I still hadn't found anything bigger than the small six-packs, so I finally asked a nearby employee if there were any of the larger packages in stock, possibly in the back room. Well, just as we were both walking back to the area of the aisle where I'd been looking, THAT'S when I finally spied the 12-packs that were sitting on the very top shelf! Guess that was a classic case of Murphy's Law of Customer-Assistance... ah, well, again, the 12-packs were indeed sitting very high up, so at least that was a plausible excuse for my not having seen them before, especially since the store usually doesn't even expect its customers to notice stuff that's placed 'way up there, anyway; that "lofty" location is merely where they store extra merchandise for replenishing the lower-down shelves when the stock there starts to run low.

by QuacksO May 14, 2019

Wet Murphy

When one falls in the Balimore harbor, and then fcks someone with “harbor cock”.

Dude, I feel so bad.. I wet Murphy’d her… she knew I was in there too!

Don’t tell ANYONE, but I got wet Murphied.. I already made an appointment with Dr. Dan.

by Dirty Dimen November 7, 2021

headdie murphy

The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.

How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!

by CKP Team November 13, 2019

Murphy's Law of Accessibility

Refers to the infuriating situation of something you need's usually being at the bottom of a pile, at the back of a drawer/shelf, etc.

I have a 2--vertical-layers-deep stack of plastic totes for storing my DVD-collection, arranged in alphabetical order. It's often the case that the disc I want to watch has a title that is near the end of the alphabet, though, and so I hafta laboriously remove all da rest of da crates to access the very back/bottom box... yep, a classic case of Murphy's Law of Accessibility!

by QuacksO October 13, 2018