dead mouse

When a female places her used tampon in a toilet and doesn't flush it.

"What skank left a dead mouse in the toilet?"

Jane left a dead mouse for her boyfriend because he kept peeing on the seat.
(as a prank)

by J.S.C August 14, 2006

modest mouse

A pretty alright band. Issac is flat-out insane.

Damn, they're getting too popular

by evil monkey November 18, 2004

mouse pillow

A colloquial for 'Tampon'

I wish you women would bring 'mouse pillows' when you're on the rag.

by Mousy December 7, 2006

Mouse-brained

1. A fool, coward,
2. Pure stupidity. Lacking EVERYTHING.
3. Synonym- Icy.
4. A slang word for idiot
5. RETARDATION.

Lindsay- NOB!!!!
Cassidy- Wtf? Whats a nob?
Lindsay- uhhhhhh i meant-
Cassidy- No, your Mouse-brained, you been hanging around icy too much!

by Catkitty0517 October 23, 2011

ass mouse

VERB: To persist in frequent and demanding follow-up, as frequently with software project management, and in such a way as to create acute and gnawing pain in the ass. Not as insistent as badgering.

I will ass mouse you until you can't take it any more and do what you said you were going to do.

by leschaps June 15, 2009

Minge mouse

When a woman slips her finger in whilst being fucked, in order to make her vagina feel tighter.

She was pretty loose, but then her pussy got tighter. She minge moused me

by ToxicTwin June 4, 2011

Mouse on a harley.

A rough sounding fart that you make while sitting on a leather seat.

"Is someone using a jackhammer?"

"No, it was a mouse on a Harley."

by impasta_pasta October 21, 2014