A woman, usually a mother of a teenager, who frequently drinks to make herself feel better about her fake plastic life. Often seen wearing things a 17 year old would be wearing. Usually a victim of extensive plastic surgery for the purpose of making herself look like her teenage daughter. Often sleeps with several men, excluding her husband, who cries at night drinking his wifes martini.
by GigiOmoyo October 17, 2008
Get the Martini Mom mug.Some kid (in some cases teenager) who asks his mother for money every 10 minutes to buy something really stupid (Cash for MMORPGS or videogames or candies and shit)
Delox: Mom i need NX so bad im addicted to Maplestory
Mom: Ok, i got 50$
Delox: Mom omg 100kNx are 100$
Mom: Fine there u are
Delox: WOOO~~~~
J.D: D00d you are such a Mom's leecher
Mom: Ok, i got 50$
Delox: Mom omg 100kNx are 100$
Mom: Fine there u are
Delox: WOOO~~~~
J.D: D00d you are such a Mom's leecher
by Puyex!! October 8, 2009
Get the Mom's leecher mug.The type of moms that tell that plan your whole life for you. They will likely tell you to become a doctor. If you make a mistake, they treat you like you're the stupidest person ever. They will also tell their life stories about how life in the Philippines is so hard and how they studied so much and graduated. If you get bad grades, they talk about your future and how your cousins are nurses.
by anonymousfilipino April 27, 2017
Get the Filipino mom mug.A mom who should go into the porn business. shes 33 years old as of november 2020, shes at least a d cup. Her ass looks like a two beach balls put together. shes supposedly married but not for long no matter how buff her husband is,(no ones bullet proof) also tell her to accept my instagram request.
by TTV_ChiliPepper November 24, 2020
Get the Edgars Mom mug.Refers to the logical thinking patterns that all mothers seem to share.
Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.
Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.
by Hof September 9, 2006
Get the mom logic mug.Using the physical attractiveness of a girl’s mom to predict how attractive she'll be when she gets older.
"Dude, Angie looks pretty hot now, but I saw her shopping with her parents at the mall and she totally flunks the Mom Test. "
"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."
"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
"Kevin’s freaking out because he just found out his girlfriend’s Mom weighs like 280 pounds. That girl flunks the Mom Test big time."
"Wow, Charlotte’s mom is a total MILF! That girl totally passes the Mom Test with flying colors!"
by Woody Rollins October 26, 2009
Get the Mom Test mug.by Stacy February 22, 2004
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