moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian March 03, 2016

moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 30, 2013

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 06, 2021

moist the bed

Wet dream

Bro Sally and I stayed up texting last night . she said the next morning she "moist the bed". Damn bro through text?

by marconorman97 May 06, 2016

moist and unstable

Crazy and horny

She's moist and unstable

by tsio_ February 10, 2016

Moist India

A reaction to when somebody uses the word waz.

"I need to go for a waz."
"MOIST INDIA!!"

by Smith2468 May 22, 2018

Moist Grandma

When A Grandma Is Sexually pleased by a grandson

Came For Cookies Ended with a moist grandma

by Stinky lucas gang December 05, 2020