A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.
Post 2011: “you’re wet”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”
“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”
by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024
Get the Moistmug. When you see a big thick juicy moist squishy big thick man's muscles glistening in the sunlight after a 1 hr jog...please make me moist. A beautiful specimen. You will say this phrase.
by Savi_siri16 February 2, 2024
Get the Thick juicy moistmug. by Bemining December 12, 2018
Get the Moist glovemug. by kettlelover July 9, 2017
Get the Moistmug. A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.
When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.
by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020
Get the moist rubber vulvamug. 
The same as a game of Soggy biscuit except it's a bunch of girls shocking over cheesecake and last to squirt onto it has to eat it.
by Hentai Lord Matt December 15, 2020
Get the Moist Cheesecakemug.