modern penpal

A friendship developed exclusively over texting, emailing or other messaging service, usually someone you've never met. (See penpal for the antiquated version.)

My modern penpal is teaching me Serbian.

by DixieBooks May 1, 2018

Modern-Polygyny

noun
1. A relationship structure where the one male (leader) maintains emotional and sexual relationship with multiple (fully aware and consenting) females, who are also in an emotional and sexual relationship with each other.

2. A Haremship.
3. A form of polygyny coined by author and philosopher Dillon Penn.

4. The safest way (In terms of socially, legally, and one's legacy) for humans to implement polygyny.

Dillon Penn is the Architect of Modern-Polygyny

by Dillon of Three-Ways to Harems November 24, 2017

Moderators

Also known as turtles because they take forever to check the definitions you post, a moderator is a I swear it it's an animal behind a computer.

Types a definition.
40 hours later: *smashes keyboard* I swear these moderators are animals behind computers

by My yee 2 February 6, 2021

Modern Virgin

Someone who's had sex but with only one person

"My body count is 1, you could say I'm a modern virgin. "

by Juliancasabuttkiss June 12, 2021

Rock mode

Rock mode is when a man experiences a rock-like feeling from his groinal region. A boner

"She walked in on me in the morning and caught me in rock mode"

by Prune Tracy October 31, 2009

desperation mode

Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

"Man, look at Mike go tonight...he is in serious desperation mode; he really needs to get laid."

by Lolarobot January 7, 2017

mad mode

when you hit that stage when your confused or stressed that you no longer become yourself and have hit that mode when everything becomes crazy and you act all weird

Me: Yeah, I can't do this anymore, I've hit that mad mode

by GEEEEWHATANAME January 11, 2018