When your on the John boat with your two older brothers, facing opposite ways, and you all ejaculate behind you making a pretzel shaped stains on the boat.
“Went fishing with Johnny and Bobby, the fish weren’t biting and we got board so we just Mississippi wet pretzeled and went home”
by Theonewhoholdtheseptar October 18, 2023
Get the Mississippi wet pretzelmug. by Truckster38 December 5, 2021
Get the Mississippi Muffler Covermug. A bracelet of winnits. Worn most commonly by hasians... Half American, half Asians... And given as a sign of respect or friendship. Usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon.
Jo gave me the driest Mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis... Ill probably just leave em behind to rust out
by Jdubs March 31, 2013
Get the Mississippi wrist watchmug. The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.
"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."
by Shin Wu Crippler March 6, 2012
Get the Mississippi Mud Hopmug. by cory and trevor September 11, 2018
Get the mississippi mud clownmug. by dselouis29 September 19, 2009
Get the mississippi black rattlesnakemug. This is a sexual act that combines the youthful innocence of summer camp cabin humor. When having sex in the missionary position, violently rip ass. Then, take the covers and pull it over yourselves, letting the foul odor marinate. It is important to remember to keep plowing away. No one likes a quitter.
"I'm in the dog house. I took my girlfriend to a long and vile Mississippi Steam Room last night while we were going at it.
by Phil T. Künz August 14, 2010
Get the Mississippi Steam Roommug.