The worst years of anyone's entire life. Middle schools typically has grades 6-8, some middle schools have 5-8 or 7-8. Middle schoolers always make sexual jokes, flirt with other boys/girls, vandalizes school property such as the bathroom stalls, the student desks or the courtyard/playground (they often write people's names on the stalls such as "Person's name is a whore" or draws penises on it), gets into a lot of fights, smokes cigarettes, does drugs and gangbang, wears popular clothing like Nike, Hollister, Aeropostale, etc to be the "popular kid" and they gossip, always make out with another middle schooler in the corner, and usually has a relationship lasting no more than 2 weeks. Girls often twerk in the locker room. When you tell on the students that are doing something they aren't supposed to be doing, the staff does nothing about it.
Elementary schooler me: I can't wait to go to middle school!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
Middle schooler me: MIDDLE SCHOOL IS HELL! I WOULD RATHER DIE THAN GO TO MIDDLE SCHOOL! GET ME OUT OF THIS HELLHOLE!
by a random eggplant December 28, 2019
Get the middle schoolmug. The hellish place that I am forced to dwell in for 7 hours 5 times a week. Filled with transphobic people.
Person 1: "That trip to the gym was so tough, it felt like I was in middle school!"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
Person 2: "Nothing could be that bad"
by DanCompressed March 5, 2017
Get the middle schoolmug. 1.) Where everybody is so in a rush to grow up.
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see hell
2.) (for boys) girls who won't even talk to you that you known since kindergarten.
3.) (for girls) boys who act like major assholes towards girls.
4.) dreams crushed that you have had since Elementary
5.) see hell
1. A middle schooler called emo on the first day blows bubbles in his milk.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
Kid: GROW UP YOU BIG BABY
emo: ITS FUN
2.and 3. some kid talks to a girl and the girl says she is out of his league. some girl talks to her crush and he acts like a major asshole
4. teacher yells at you that you'll never accomplish anything.
5. The Government welcomes you to hell.
So middle schoolers listen fuck everything and don't listen to anything. You don't have to grow up until you are in high school because there are assholes who will try to jump you for not growing up. Fuck relationships they never last long anyway remember you can accomplish your dreams. If the teacher says otherwise you tell her to fuck off.
by One little hellian January 12, 2017
Get the middle schoolmug. Pub game that involves a large group of friends (NOT to be tried with strangers) forming a circle, surreptitiously forcing one member of the group into the middle and then all unleashing knee-kicks towards the 'man in the middle' and shouting at him, "man in the middle!".
Dean's had to go to the RUH with chronic dead leg after we pummeled him during a game of man-in-the-middle down 'spooners last night.
by Rors83 May 9, 2019
Get the Man-in-the-middlemug. When a man or woman sits between the laps of two men and inserts both penises into their anus or vagina.
by TheInformerofAll February 18, 2011
Get the Middle Seatmug. a town that has white people trying to act black at juniper park. slowly, black kids are entering. you will most likely get jumped by gangs. little middle school kids smoke shit at the track and the hockey rink because they think they're cool. they ride their little tricycles and call themselves bike life. they wheelie with their training wheels and post all over the gram. olh and margaret's are shitty schools that are so called "good" but the kids are all depressed because their teachers suck. don't buy a house and start a family in middle village or "mv" or "murderville"
by natalie posjsowa April 14, 2017
Get the middle villagemug. i. a period between early adulthood and old age, anywhere from 30 to 65 years old.
ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)
ii. Something most people will not admit to being. (It sucks to be older than 29...)
The man was middle-aged, though he loathed to admit it.
My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...
My students make fun of me by calling me middle aged, though I am 29 forever...
by An English Major February 18, 2012
Get the middle agedmug.