Hows Your Melon Smellin Helen?

common slang used to ask how a females genitalia is smellin ok Helen....

Example Robert Ask's Kirsty

Why hello and how are you today? Such a lovely day would one agree? Hows your Melon Smellin Helen?

Answer " Allot like Your cousin"

by Rjmjr69 May 28, 2008

mamona

A Spanish word for a female who knows her way around a cockmeat sandwich. Essentially, a woman who likes to suck dick.

--En la cama--
Tio: Mi amigo me dijo que fueras una mamona...¡qué mentiroso!
Chica: ¡Lo siento!

--In bed--
Dude: My friend told me you liked sucking dick...what a liar!
Chick: Sorry!

by NerdsGetMeHot July 2, 2012

melon farmer

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011

melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

by roller June 10, 2005

Spice Melon

Spice melon is a dessert. It is melon balls with a spiced sauce poured over them.

Mmm...I just love your spicey balls. Look at her melons! That dude's got some big hunkin' spice melons.

by Ira Q. Nid September 22, 2009

Meloncholy.

The Choly Of Melons.
Simalar to Meloncoddle
The coddle of melons.

Person #1-Hey stop that meloncholy.
Person #2-what?

by Humera/Nells February 21, 2009

Blind Melon

You poke/remove girl's eye out, then you proceed to penetrate her in the empty eye socket. When youre almost done you pull out and finish/cum in her other (and only) eye.
(This is probably going to be a featured scene in one of Tarantino's upcoming movies)

I blind meloned Linda so bad last night, I had to buy her a guide dog the next morning.

by MC.GM.AP January 19, 2009