Hairy Mayonnaise

Noun- To jizz all over ones eyebrows, creating an excellent condiment for a ham sandwhich.

"I gave that hobo prostitute a hairy mayonnaise, then stole it from her face and made a sandwich."

by Dildo'n'AnalBeads November 25, 2006

mayron

A wreastling fanatic,usually from honduras,plays a lot of rollar coaster tycoon games,and is gay for men

hey Mayron,did you see smackdown yesterday

Mayron:Well duh,but i didnt see it well because my telemundo wasnt working good,all i saw was black and fucking white!

by Dr jugs December 21, 2008

mayonnaise sandwich

When one jizz' on a pillow and flips it to squish the jizz covered pillow on a bed like a mayonnaise sandwich.

Chris pissed me off so I fucked my girlfriend in his bed and laid a nice mayonnaise sandwich right on it.

by mayonnaise sandwich October 11, 2014

mayonnaise knife

A male member or penis.

I put my mayonnaise knife in her sandwich.

by Craigery James March 2, 2009

Splatty Mayonnaise

The resulting substance that usually sprays a man after he cums in a woman's ass and pulls out too fast causing her to fart.

Splatty mayonnaise went all over me after the girl I just did in the ass farted.

by 8SoundsGreat February 27, 2010

Mayonnaise Face

someone who is that of the consistency of mayonnaise.

Arman is a mayonnaise face!

by arman the mayo face October 17, 2008

Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease

The act of supplying McDonald's with the white sauce from your armpits. Classic symptoms are excessively wearing white T-shirts and people avoiding you when you lift your armpits. Also Mayonnaise Perspiring Syndrome or MPD/MPS.

Dude 1: That guy in front of us has Mayonnaise Perspiring Disease !

Dude 2: How do you know?

Dude 1: He's wearing a white T-shirt everyday.

by PikachuKnowsSurf January 1, 2010