male tits

the boy's boobs

damn, this niggerfaggot want to suck my beautiful male tits

by horneybastard101 November 24, 2017

Xeno Male

A male that has been an infected by a virus of extra-terrestrial origin and so is no longer confined to the traditional human socio-sexual hierarchies of Alpha, Beta and Gamma males. He cares not for sex or status and seeks only delicious flesh to satiate his xenomorphic hunger.

I went on a date with Chad last night, and he tried to lay his eggs in my brain again. He's such a Xeno Male.

by Spudhole February 26, 2021

GBP Male

The "Gavin Brennan Pearse " Males are at the very top of the male socio-sexual hierarchy, Above the notorious sigma male.

A GBP male can be quoted as answering "don't know" to any question posed, A GBP male does not divulge personal information to those of lower socio-sexual standing Commonly stating "none" when asked about personal subjects.

A GBP is ALWAYS forklift certified.

A GBP must instigate 2-3 fights daily.
A GBP must ALWAYS have the blood of his enemies on his face.
A GBP is forbidden to wear a shirt with a collar properly

A GBP male Must always challenge any sigma nearby to a brawl to the death.
A6 GBP male doesn't need to lookmaxx, he is already peak male performance.
A GBP male does not shower to preserve their natural pheromones to attract men as women are of a lower social standing.

A GBP male may only reproduce with other GBP males through rough femchad furry sex

Im literally A GBP, I am Gavin Brennan Pearse

Did you hear that _____ is a GBP male, hes so hot

by OisínsLeftTestical October 9, 2023

Select Male

Select Males are Men that women tend gravitate towards first as opposed to less attractive guys because they are attractive whether it be with looks or money or a combination of the two. These dudes are likely to get “Choosing Signals” from girls as a result of being Select Males, but even if you are a “Select Male” it doesn’t guarantee that will get women…especially if you have a terrible personality and no social skills.

Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.

by somedudewithnothingbettertodo April 27, 2023

Simpa Male

A person who claims to be a Sigma Male, who is actually a Simp who pretends to act like he’s a Sigma Male.

Dude, you are totally a Simpa Male, you subscribe to onlyfans girls and porn! You can’t pull woman.

I’m a Simpa Male, I’m a lonewolf who can’t get any, which is why I love Porn.

Simpa Male: I’m a Sigma Male

Bro: No, you aren’t cause you pay for 🐱
Simpa Male: I don’t like hierarchy and I’m independent.
Bro: Dude, you depend on people and get government benefits.

by PC Slayer Sword December 13, 2022

Raahi (male)

The greatest human to ever live. People who meet this person are luck to meet them and should be thankful there is a Raahi in their life. Raahi is a god and a wonderful. He is a clean hearted person, loves to help people in any situation and puts others needs over his own. He is very honest and trust worthy. He is smart unique ane is an inspiration to all. He is very handsome and strong

Person 1: That boy is so handsome and smart and kind
Person 2: He must be a Raahi (male)
Person 1: He is perfect

by gucci 347 February 3, 2020

Oscar Male

Usually friends with Jimmy Garden. Good at rocket league. Very pretty. Annabelle Hopkins are attracted to this specimen. Has a 57.7769955362 inch schlong with extra ketchup

I saw a Oscar Male

Doesn’t he have a 57.7769955361 inch schlong?

No it’s 57.7769955362 inches long

by Jimmy garden October 12, 2020