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8 Mail

Delay-sent email.

Your boss works late into the night, but instead of sending you emails at 11:30 pm, she delay-sends them so they arrive at 8 am. You arrive at work with a half-dozen of new tasks that appear just as you're settling to the date. You hate this!
Anson arrives at work, sits in his cubicle, logs on. At 7:59 am, his box is empty and he takes a sip of his coffee. Anson turns away for just a second, but when he turns back a minute later, he finds that 8 new emails just appeared in his mailbox. His manic boss wrote the emails overnight and sent to them to arrive at 8. "Aaagh, 8 Mail!! I hate when does that!!
by burnt sox August 27, 2024
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It's in the mail

It's done and dusted. We don't need to think about it anymore. It's finished. It's water under the bridge.
Hey, that problem we had the other day? It's in the mail.
by g00mba August 9, 2018
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mailed it in

work or perform in a perfunctory or unenthusiastic manner.
"on a team that otherwise mailed it in, she played this game hard"
by Arminkshipper January 19, 2025
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ale mail

This the term for communications sent via email or text while under the influence of ale or other alcoholic beverages. They are typically not a good or even okay idea and lead to negative outcomes.
Barry was despondent when he awoke terribly hungover and read the response from Linda ending their relationship. He knew he should not have sent that ale mail last night, but he did anyway cause he a drunk ass with huge insecurities.
by von groovy October 12, 2024
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stream mail

a succession of emails that one receives.
When he won the match against his opponent who is twice as strong as he is, he literally got a stream mail. He got busy all day replying to the emails.
by uttam maharjan October 12, 2011
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chicken mail stamps

Mail stamps originally originated from the small land mass know as English. The first homo sapien to use these sticky pieces of technology was a man by the name of Dr J.Murdoch. Dr Murdoch sat in his chair wondering what to do with this pieces of paper. Dr Murdoch decided they would be good to put on those envelope things. So he slapped one on a envelope. Dr Murdoch instantly thought it looked sick. So he started printing a heap of them. When they were finished printing he sat down to have his dinner, which was Chicken soup (prepared by his lovely wife). While he was eating he admired his stamps. Then he dropped then all I his soup on accident. He quickly scooped them out and let them dry. He sniffed them and they smelled like chicken. He liked it and decided that he'd do it to all his stamps from now on. And that's why all the mail stamps now smell like chicken.
by Hazza_P December 23, 2020
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moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail
I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box
by Cheetomilk March 3, 2017
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