Reverse Macaulay Culkin

A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.

That asshole cheated on me! Well, the joke will be on him when I pull a reverse Macaulay Culkin!

by awboy November 22, 2011

holy lonely pony eating macaroni

when a sad depressed male figure goes to eat macaroni but then a horse shits in it

bob: hey man want some macaroni

doofus: holy lonely pony eating macaroni there's horse shit in my macaroni

by mackmuffin10 February 15, 2022

danse macabre

the performance of a kind of dance that happens when bullets rip through your body, often rapidly so that your body is animated and appears to be dancing.

the body shifted from side to side violently as bullets poured into his body they called it the Danse Macabre

by Mrs X September 21, 2005

Macaca

A word whipped up to mean some kind of racial slur by spin doctors. Looking at the creation date of all UrbanDictionary entries, you can clearly see that nobody recognized the word as a racial slur until the spin doctors made it into following an off-the cuff statement by George Allen.

What's macaca? Well, it sounds similar to macaque, which is a species of monkey, but the word "macaca" didn't exist in any language until the Democrats and their media buddies created a definition for it.

by MurielArmand August 1, 2007

macaroni

When you take a box of macaroni, dump all the macaroni out of it, roll the box in super glue, then run the glued box into the macoroni and fist someones asshole with the box.

Dude leave me the fuck alone or I'll macaroni you

by Nightstalker9132 September 9, 2011

Macaroni

A person who is a bitch. The type of person who you hooked up back in the day, and now he comes to sponge off you.

A person who asks for stuff, but never gives back.

Dirty South Killas

by other_guy February 6, 2004

macadamian sloth monster

a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o

j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio

by koolaids555 November 11, 2006