An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.
by choobaca March 03, 2005
When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.
by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017
When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.
by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003
When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.
by Christifori July 16, 2008
when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.
by Bigger Johnson February 03, 2009