Log Jammer

It's a water-ride at Magic Mountain in Valencia, CA.
Johnny: Hey Bobby, this heat is killing me... after the girls get out of the restroom let's go on the Log Jammer.

Bobby: No way Johnny, let's take 'em on Jet Stream. It has a tunnel which is a perfect place to grope their boobies.

Johnny: Good call.
by Stickyrikky July 14, 2009
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Lincoln Log

When a group of people deficate into ones toilet one on top of the other in a continuous fashion without flushing or the use of toilet paper.
When I returned to my home after a break, I was annoyed to see my roommates had lincoln logged my toilet while I was gone.
by Kid, Theodore, Landfill, Stewie November 26, 2006
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Water Logging

When you drink to much water, or liquid to fast and you throw it right back up.
Look at Jim, hes water logging himself, he drank way to much to fast and now is over the side of the boat puking
by DEZ2018 March 07, 2018
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Good Log

A large fire made by a group of people who are probably inebriated.
"Hey Tom lets make some Good Log"

"Rad idea Mustafa"
by OldeBill November 09, 2009
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Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.
When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.
by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003
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lamb log

An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.
OH NO! Here comes Jay has the Lamb Log! Just kill me now! Please!!!!!
by choobaca March 03, 2005
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Lincoln Logging

When 5 or more black men get in a close circle and stack all of their penises on top of one another, similar to the kids toy.
Lincoln logging is a very popular past time in the hood.
by T.P. for my bunghole October 24, 2017
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