lobster

Mexican slang used to describe an uptight girl most likely belonging to the upper class, in a posessive way. Lobsters are perfectly identical to a lobuki in every sense, except that they have already been claimed by a high-class, modern, young male - known as a mirrey or mirrrey.

Hey! Come over here, lobster.

by El Mirrrey Mayor December 15, 2011

Lobster

A very complex and mortifying sexual act in which giant red claws are involved

I lobstered her last night, I will never experience anything like that again..

by Golfcourse Men May 19, 2010

Blue lobster meme

A secret way of a male expressing to other men that he is gay and is interested in sex

Dave: Hey I saw you posted a blue lobster

Goose: yeah I love blue lobster memes

by Joeligma8596 August 31, 2022

lobster claw

an act of digital-anal sex in which 1 finger is inserted in the vagina, and 4 are inserted in the anus. This resembles the claw of a common red lobster.

"She was so slutty that I pulled off the Lobter Claw on her."

by Captain McCallister May 13, 2005

lobster sex

John Bobbit

Hey Lorena, that was my dick you liverface!!

by homosexual March 29, 2003

lobster

1. a small to medium sized crustacean that lives in the Ocean. Considered a delacasy, it is often thrown into pots of boiling water alive, just to get the flavor right.

2. An 18th century Brittish soldier. Called Lobster because of their distinctive red coats.

1. Man i feel like sea food toniht, how about Lobster?

2. Those Lobsters were brutal mean, but we beat 'em in the end!

by Digi Koala May 13, 2005

Red Lobster

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').

You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.

by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 29, 2007