Lap Gremlin

Someone who sits in people's lap as their friend

"Hey, would you be my Lap Gremlin?"
"Sure, I need some comfort anyways, thank you"

by Carlos the beast April 5, 2024

Lap

Collection noun for a group of mosquitoes. Synonyms being swarm, cloud.

The lap of mosquitoes attacked my ankles. Shut the door before the lap of mosquitoes get in.

by Prof Emmal October 28, 2022

Don’t spill in my lap

Don’t ruin the surprise for me.

Hey Bill!! I know what your wife got you for your birthday

Dude!! Don’t spill in my lap

by Collamrach October 27, 2020

Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.

Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.

by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010

The Golden Lap

The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

The Golden Lap: The Golden lap is where one starts urinating at one side of a urinal and finishes and the other side with 1 continuous stream while coating the whole urinal.

"Did you see the guy in the bathroom? The mad lad did a golden lap while 3 other people were using the urinal!"

by Pommy1396 April 26, 2023

Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap

There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up

by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023

Lap Battle

When you and your partner take turns sitting on each others laps and farting. The objective is to see who can fart the loudest.

Phineas Jarles: “everyone wins in a lap battle”

by StopTryingtoLickMyToes16 November 13, 2021