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Bonus Land 

The magical scenario when you wake up still highly intoxicated and or high from the night before. Neither your hangover nor the shame from last night's poor decisions have set in, and continuing to day drink seems like the best decision. Effects: extreme happiness, laughter, loss of balance
"Bonus land is my favorite land." "I hope this next shot takes me to Bonus Land and not in a stranger's bed tomorrow morning."
Bonus Land by mcpistachio February 6, 2012
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tracts of land 

A euphemism for breasts. Traditionally preceded by "she's got huge."
"Don't like her?! What's wrong with her? She's beautiful,

she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land."

Bro 1: "Yo, I'm telling you dawg, that chick was fine."

Bro 2: "WTF! That buffoocka was a 4/10, at best!"

Bro 1: "Naw man, she got HUGE tracts of land."
tracts of land by Mr. Orangutan November 3, 2013
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maple syrup land 

"I went to Maple Syrup Land to visit some relatives. What aboot you?"

Jungwon I-LAND

The softest baby ever, the most precious thing on earth, a perfect human being, very talented, softie ;-; from the show "I-LAND"
Jungwon I-LAND is cute ;-;
Jungwon I-LAND by straytxt_ August 27, 2020

never never land 

when you park your car so far away that you forget where you parked when your done with your business.
guy: dude, i forgot where i parked.

guy 2: i remember, wasnt it all the way out in never never land?

never never land by kpizzle26 April 27, 2009

People of land 

Umbrella term for any type of landlord or commercial property owner.

The term is frequently used in the advocacy of the rights and interests of one of the marginalized groups in society: landlords. Landlords are frequently the targets of severe anti-PoL bigotry and landphobia from rentoids and chapocels leveling landphobic accusations such as “being a landlord is not a real job”, “landlords contribute nothing to society” and “landlords are leeches on the working class”.
People of land is one the most oppressed and marginalized groups in society.
People of land by enterprise1701 October 26, 2020

the land of stories 

One of the most magical series of books in existence, written by none other than the most magical man in existence; Chris Colfer.

This series is a continuation of all your favorite fairy tales featuring the answer to how so many girls married Prince Charming, what Red Riding Hood is really like, why the Evil Queen is so obsessed with the man in her mirror and so on. Everyone should read it.
"Have you read The Land Of Stories?"
"Of course! Chris Colfer is my favorite author!"