meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013
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Euphemistic way of calling someone gay. Originates from a MAD TV sketch "Midnight Golfer"
Phil: Roger, I think that you've got all your lamps in one submarine!

Roger: What'd you say to me?!

Phil: I said you've got all your lamps in one submarine...?

Roger: You callin' me gay?!
by Midnight Golfer February 24, 2024
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Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality
I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself
by Tom28281 January 17, 2024
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Lamp

Lame ass mother-fucking people
by Itslife123456789 September 2, 2021
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lamp

lamp Jessica is such a whore rip
by Gary the SNAIL is a SOB June 17, 2021
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Lava Lamp

Lava lamp; adj. The act of orgasming on your partners anus, causing it to pool. As your partner sinks into a nice warm bath, once under water, flatulates ( farts ) through the pooled semen creating bubbles simulating the wax globules in a lava lamp. Hence the name, needed to complete the stunt is 3.0 ml. of semen and 0.0069 psi. of flatus. Can also be done solo with good hand- browneye coordination.
Would you look at Wes he just created a Lava Lamp!
by Monsterwescoast April 7, 2024
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Lamp

When you're having a good dream, seeing a lamp indicates the dream coming to a close, this usually happens during dreams that involve you being happy, ex: becoming rich
Guy 1: I'm sad my grandfather died, but I did inherit all his money.. so now I'm rich! and set for life!
The lamp: ...
Guy 1: FUCK
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