Kurt Shaver

When your boss sends you out of town so he can bang your wife.

I came home early from working out of town and caught my boss banging my wife. I got Kurt Shaver.

by Nachofriends January 17, 2025

The Kurt Cobain

The gluttonous act of thrusting two (preferably large) members into ones own mouth until they create an unstoppable cum eruption together.

"Me and my homie was giving that girl The Kurt Cobain. Her head got blown smoove"

"Bro and I high-fived after shawty Kurt Cobained herself"

by Dirty Deliquentes October 20, 2025

kurt hartwell

The hottest, nicest, and best worship leader ever to exist. Any girl that meets a Kurt Hartwell will automatically fall in love

kurt hartwell looks so hot when he dances!!

kurt hartwell waved back at us!!

by leah miller January 30, 2021

Kurt Cobain

The singer that died because he questioned his girl. Despite his drug use, he had grown too strong, too powerful, and someone that knew him didn't like that about him.

Kurt Cobain might have been a degenerate, but he was not a coward.

by Solid Mantis February 28, 2021