Kobe

Before was used to always land your shots, now its always missing them.

God:"Hmm, what should I do today?"
-sees helicopter-
God:"Kobe."
-Makes helicopter fly into mountain-
Random guy:"GOD, KOBE WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HELICOPTER!!!"
God:"Well now I know whh its call "Kobe"

by Kobeheliman February 25, 2020

kobee davis

A large bearded bear of a man!

Kobee davis is a sexy motherfucker!

by James t ballwasher June 6, 2021

Kobe

Took the booty instead of paying for it like a criminal.

Cookie Monsta is known to Kobe a few smuts too.

by SexMoneyTucker August 14, 2021

For Kobe

When you throw something and say for Kobe you are honoring him in your shot.
Yelling it also increases your aim

*Holding a piece of trash*
*Aims for the trash can*
FOR KOBE! *throws the paper*
*paper lands in the can*

by The_lord_Cthulhu January 30, 2020

kobe

Kobe is a black guy that thinks he is good at basketball. He is not. Kobe is also a very hot individual who slays pussy.

"Did you see Kobe today?" "yea he is really bad at basketball".

by Dan the meme man December 19, 2017

Kobe

Kobe: has a massive shhlong

Damn kobe’s got a large ass shlong

by Jdbdjdndj February 9, 2024

kobe nguyen

Kobe is a well-natured guy who’s very considerate towards one’s feelings. He has an outgoing atmosphere about him that puts people at ease, he makes u feel secure. He is very loyal and trustworthy as well to those he cares about. kobe also comes with looks like the hair, facial features, body, and charismatic smile. he’s smo you’d never forget in a lifetime and would regret losing if you ever unfortunately do. Merp alert

Kobe Nguyen you’re so handsome!

by kobeko November 22, 2023