He ain't Kobe

Refers to anyone doing anything and still not doing it better than Kobe.
(see nba live)

"Did you see ray allen hit that three?"
"He still ain't kobe"

"Mello just smashed on the boards"
"He ain't Kobe"

by RappersaurusX June 11, 2009

shio kobe

shio kobe is a character from happy sugar life who is 8. she is pure, sweet and innocent

shio kobe is so sweet and pure

by chihirofujisakii March 5, 2021

xxx_kobe

xxx_kobe aka Kobe Bryan is a robloxian elite aimer and crypto man. Kobe has served over 5 tours of his bedroom and can not be contested unless the person is black. (ew) He plays for a bunch of elite groups that he gets free ranked into. Kobe also serves on the council of walk. He has a 5k PC and an actual job despite playing Roblox. Also smart to the point where it's annoying to have to listen to him.

xxx_kobe smacked the 12 year old in greenlands

xxx_kobe scammed some dude for bitcoin to buy robux

by hhead hunter December 28, 2021

shaq and kobe

most unstoppable scoring duo the nba has ever seen , split up due to beef between the two players

shaq and kobe combined for 90

by dakilla31 April 2, 2017

National Kobe Bryant day

The day we celebrate Kobe and his daughters passing. RIP Kobe and Gianna

I will partake in National Kobe Bryant day

by Jsloat77 January 27, 2020

Doing the kobe

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.

guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE

by XXX_PUSSY_CONSUMER_XXX February 26, 2020

rip kobe

On the sad day of January 26, 2020, basketball megastar Kobe Bryant is dEd. its cause was a helicopter accident, along with 8 other people nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"Hey boi watch do dis ePiC sHoT"
"Kobe!"
"*gasp* NEVER MENTION DAT NAME *sniff* rip kobe ;("

by 55555555555v January 28, 2020