A routine to get a girl to sleep with them. Usually full of lies and fake promises that will never happen.
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
Named after a very arrogant musician who has hurt far too many girls by cheating and lying. He 'knowles' every trick in the book and often carries around a million excuses just incase. Tread carefully girls...
"Eugh he tried to do a Michael Knowles on me" "ew what a creep"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
"Look there's another Michael Knowles victim, poor girl"
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Get the knoblur mug.The areas of perception relating to bovine defication and genocide, specifically the holocaust. Most often expressed through excessive, repetetive, mispronounced words by people of power or arrogance in a condesending manner towards people who have more important things to do.
todays theory of knowleged provided for a good nap/aneurysm/flogging of my expectations of others' moral deceny.
by reason March 10, 2005
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"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."
"Yeah, I got a job working at a knowledge organization."
by pastyandround December 12, 2009
Get the knowledge organization mug.use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"
by the next name maker February 5, 2010
Get the knowledgeable testical mug.An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
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