by Suleishot July 20, 2022
Get the Keelsexual mug.A keeley cannot be described most of the time.
They are unpredictable...until you get to know them.
They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly.
Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis.
A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends.
A keeley can never have an original thought.
We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley.
A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK.
A keeley is always a virgin.
If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction.
Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
They are unpredictable...until you get to know them.
They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly.
Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis.
A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends.
A keeley can never have an original thought.
We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley.
A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK.
A keeley is always a virgin.
If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction.
Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
Me: Keeley what are you doing?
Keeley: I'm SiMpInG oVeR gEnShIn ChArAcTeRs
Me: This is why your family doesn't love you
Keeley: WOW
Keeley: I'm SiMpInG oVeR gEnShIn ChArAcTeRs
Me: This is why your family doesn't love you
Keeley: WOW
by Sadlybritishandgay July 21, 2022
Get the Keeley mug.Keelie is a girl boss in itself. Her brain is filled with smiles and rainbows as Josh puts it. She likes to wear a certain perfume that smells very nice. Keelie’s most common complaint is “my fave hurts” because she smiles all the time at her job. Keelie’s bestie is named Anna VD and they are practically the same person, except Anna runs and keelie does not. The only other difference the two have is their taste in men. If you’re looking for a high energy bsf fund yourself a keelie. They never disappoint. She also likes to flirt with individuals at work to get money out of them, what a smart and classic move. We love keelie.
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Daryl: “man I want to get with Jessica tonight”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
Dave: “you should get a pizza and give it to her so she’s impressed and thinks your an alpha male”
Daryl: “your right, which one though?”
Dave: “the keely pizza would be perf”
by John john-Smith Smith August 2, 2022
Get the Keely mug.The most beautiful woman i've ever seen. She will make your world light up no matter what she does. she can literally make anything attractive and especially her wonderful personalty. She is wonderful person to be around all of time. She will help you when your down and even if she is down. and if you date her from experience, She will be the most delightful you date deadass. We love her and she will love you. - Jayden
Yo, Have you heard that Keeli almost got into a car crash yesterday? No What! there is no way. Right bro! and i was going to ask her out yesterday, She is so kind and cute! I agree man you go for it she is really a keeper.
by JaydenVx August 15, 2022
Get the Keeli mug.tiny little 4 foot asian girl. she weighs 500 pounds and on her deathbed. but she’s honestly the best girl and can take a lot of dick yk what i mean??
by sunsetballs September 29, 2022
Get the keely yagel mug.a shortened version of kill yourself
just the word kill but mispronounced
Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.
just the word kill but mispronounced
Backstory: originally ment to be go kill yourself but then it was go kill the go keel now it is just KEEL.
Go keel
by Banana_man_1 October 23, 2022
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