mr.Jinks

Mr.Jinks is an orange cat from an old 1958 hanna barbera cartoon called pixie and dixie,originaly apart of the huckleberry hound show segment. He wears a blue bow tie and often bullies the two mice he lives with (pixie and dixie). He has a famouse catchphrase " I hates you messes to pieces". Mr.Jinks has a funny way of talking often saying things like "youze guys" insted of "you guys". He has a similar role like tom from tom and jerry, but he has much more dialogue than tom dose.

Mr.Jinks " I hates you meeses to pieces!"

by baka kuso yaro May 1, 2011

swamp junk

Results from the excretion of fluid from merocrine glands at or near the male genitalia creating a pungent odor smelt by many.

After working for nine hours chopping down trees, Matt grew victim to swamp junk.

by Trotski May 30, 2008

junk knocking

Something you pay hookers to do.

Let's go pay some hookers to knock our junk around.

You love junk knocking.

by Peter Grifffin May 30, 2006

junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...

Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

Junket pump

Junket pump; an erect penis that is ready to unload the good stuff.

hey baby, you ready for a good hosing cause my junket pump is loaded and about to unleash. Where do ya want it?

by shane-0 August 16, 2008

jonesin his junk

"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)

Natalie was totally jonesin his junk last night.

by Ray "big poppa" June 4, 2009

junk funk

STDS, yeast infections, urinary infections, smelly pussy

(carlos) Damn Brian, after i fucked her, i could smell that shit on my finger the next day!

(brian) Shit man, she must have the junk funk!

by The Only Real Vicki October 23, 2005