Juan Gurerro

Juan Guerrero is A fucking bitch who thinks he's the shit and tells people to stand up and acts hard like he's a hood ni🅱️🅱️a. If you ever call him a perm boy he will put you in a corner and fuck you I know it might be gay nut he is very mad at that moment. He also doesn't even play fortnite what a fucking noob just kys.
Juan Gurerro will become Juan Gurerro
by OG at being Me May 10, 2018
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Juan's Magic Trick

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
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Juan Munoz

That guy's a Juan Munoz
by Truth916 August 28, 2023
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The Ghost of Juan

The source of the anonymous network messages that get sent out over computer servers as office or school pranks.
"Oh man, I think the ghost of juan is trying to tell me something..."
by Springfield Dropout October 27, 2009
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juan jose santos

I'm a Juan Jose Santos I'm Dominican, skin color white, have blue/green eyes, tall, I'm pretty cool.
by Juan Jose Santos July 26, 2018
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Juan y las putas

An amazing group of guys. Constantly fighting every single second, but never ever breaking up. At the end of the day, through thick and thin... They'll always be the best of bros. A group composed of Mauri, Thom, matti, sferra, Nico, trave, albi, Jaco, yobo, pasta, Loris, dieghito, pie, Carlo, delchone, mazza, Gava and marci. They are the opposite yet better verison of the the 'gigi'. Remember juan y las putas, boys will be boys, bros before hoes(always) and fuck it, do it!
Lady 1: "Ley have you seen the sexy group of guys?"
Lady 2: "yes, who are they???"
Cazzoni cazzuti: " Hey ladies, we're Juan and you two can be my putas- Juan y las putas"
by Thisdoingiamwhy November 21, 2021
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