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Jose Vilchez

The name of the most insecure and unloyal person you will ever meet. He will let his own kids go hungry if he has any opportunity to fuck a beastly woman. He is a drunk and a loser. Run from this man before he gets a chance to fuck your sister. He also likes to duck his brothers ex girlfriends, usually when they have lost all of their original beauty and shave off their hair. He is broke as well.
Damn I smell something bad. I think someone stepped in some jose vilchez.
by Hahabitch68 February 15, 2019
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He is a big gay
Jose is gay
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jose is given up
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Jose

A very idiotic mother fucker that loves his friends and will to things to protect them. Makes his friends laugh but hey retarded.
He has a small cock. Who?

Jose.
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You'll find him hanging out in your local pub and he'll catch your eye immediately. I've never seen a bulge so big in my entire god damn life. At first I swore he had a fucking banana shoved in his pants, but as soon as he rubbed it on my ass on the dance floor I knew it was real! He offered to take me back to his cousins apartment and show me a good time. Man was he right. I haven't seen a dick that big since I went to the zoo last fall. At first it threw me when he said he was into butt stuff but I had to take advantage of that massive cock somehow. After he spent what felt like hours preparing me for that dik, we fucked for about 13 seconds, best 13 seconds of my life! Unfortunately I don't know where to find him again since his cousin came home and I had to leave, but if I had the chance I definitely would do it again!
Marie: Have you seen that Jose'?

Susie: Hell Yeah! Doesn't last very long but that dick is THICK!
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Joseing it

This type of player in video games is a unusual one. To Jose the player lands in a no names area of the map, or when they land in a area with a name, they tend to hide in corners and close doors.
Example 1
Omg bro they’re joseing it in the bathroom.
Example 2
Let’s land military

Jose: NAh fool to many people
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A ugly man with a harry chest who obviously will never know what shave means
I have a teacher named jose and dang does he look like a gorrilla
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