A spelling of Jonathan that only a cruel parent would give to their child as the messed up spelling of the name results in nobody ever spelling the name correctly, even when it's written out in front of them.
by Johnathon S. February 21, 2009
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Can be really sweet or legit Satan .they are also super easy to read just by there face you can tell what there thinking or what there going to do .Also can be a bit vain if this is a jonah reading this saying your not vain .just think ,you googled yourself 😂.anyway gives good advice but needs to stop trusting people getting stabbed in the back then forgiving them .ok
by Blahblahblahx December 15, 2019
Get the Jonah mug.straddling a girl over with your legs across her neck and butt-ox pressed against her breast while you repeatedly thrust your cock in and out of your mouth causing you to ejaculate in her mouth and on her face.
commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.
can be considered rape
commonly performed on the curb in between two parks cars between two drunk people.
can be considered rape
Yo J
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough
Sup dude
You do the jonah lately?
Nah man just the typical blumpkin at nics house
Ahh thats rough
by doingthejonah March 30, 2011
Get the the jonah mug.A great guy at first sight but can change in the blink of an eye. He can be your best friend one moment then your worst enemy the next. To all the girls dating a Johnathan you better hold them dearly or leave them.
by Don’t lie January 7, 2019
Get the Johnathan mug.Johnathan is a real shady shadester. Trust him, pffft— NEVER. He’s the type of guy that will turn wine into water, and marijuana into oregano. He’s full of hijinks and tomfoolery, none of which you want to get involved in. Sure, he seems like a trustworthy fellow, his common name even alludes to that, but it’s the spelling that throws the massive curveball and makes all the difference. Watch your back, and your front, because that twinkle in his eye doesn’t mean he’s sweet on you, it means he’s about to hustle you and you’ve already fallen for it. How bittersweet.
You woke up and your identity was stolen, and dignity is missing?! He totally pulled a Johnathan on you.
by P3nny May 3, 2018
Get the Johnathan mug.A classic alias used to give to some cops when they are trying to get your basic information. Originated in Manhattan Beach by the legendary doyner Jonathan Wells.
by Jovis McGhee May 16, 2011
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