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ball joint

A club with about fifty guys all staring at the only female in the whole place.
How was Johnny's Hideaway tonight...lot of talent there? No, it was a total ball joint.
by firstbornunicorn21 April 28, 2025
mugGet the ball jointmug.

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.
Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"
by Amy911 October 20, 2017
mugGet the Joint Custodymug.

joint school operation

an piece of written homework that you do with a partner
a competent teacher will be able to tell the difference between a joint school operation and an individually plagiarized homework
by Sexydimma July 14, 2015
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Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester
Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored
by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021
mugGet the Joint Topmug.

joint

A female that’s close to your age
Aye that joint over there bad as shittt.
by JayShow July 17, 2022
mugGet the jointmug.

Joint

by Mohammed salad May 14, 2019
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Joint

A holy stick of green beauty & a folded piece of card, wrapped in a thin layer of paper. Pinched & twisted at the end. Using a lighter to ignite the tip of the joint, place it between your soft, watering lips. When you first inhale, you don't expect much. But the moment that smoke travels down your throat to your lungs, you can't get enough. Hold the smoke for several seconds then release that gorgeous cloud. Repetitively do this, until you are left with the resin. A collection of saliva, burnt flakes & larger chunks of the chop. The resin can either be removed and used in a glass device such as a bong/pipe or you can carry on inhaling the resin. However, it has a sour/stingy taste to it. Not too pleasant. But worth the high.

1 Sentence Summary for "Joint": A roll of chopped marijuana in thin paper, ignited at the tip and then used like a straw to get high.
Example 1:

Man 1: Hey man, you got a bong to smoke this.
Man 2: Nah dude, I never smoke from bongs. They're unclean & share so many germs. Possible to contain HIV.
Man 1: So what we gonna smoke this with then
Man 2: Joints of course! It personally gets me higher. And so easy to use. And simple to hide
Man 1: Alright, well blaze it up man

Example 2:
Johnny smashed his bong, lent his pipe to a friend, had no tobacco for a blunt, ran out of brownie mix, had no money for other edibles & didn't charge his vape the night before. So he was left with his favourite way of taking in weed... JOINTS!! WHOOP WHOOP!
by L U C I D May 28, 2018
mugGet the Jointmug.

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