scarlett johansson

overated "actress" who thinks she is the next marilyn monroe. A girl with a very average face who only looks good when heavily made up in artist makeup and hair bleached to death. The only beauty this girl really has is a nice large chest. An actress who is mildly pretty.

She is only attractive in the upper torso region. What a shame she's only a scarlett johansson.

by mori10 February 16, 2008

johanna

A lady that is lesbian chic, but still knows how to handle the D. Likely better at fixing things around the house then you. When drunk, she will draw odd things, like a Kangadillo.

Why are you drawing that Kangadillo on my penis? You are not Johanna!

by PresidentScroob December 21, 2016

Scarlett Johansson

A Hollywood actress who is considered 'beautiful'. This is mainly coz of her boobs (which she insists on showing to the world), because her face is quite plain and her body is average.

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "omgomgomg Scarlett Johansson is soo gorgeous! look at her boobies!!!"

Typical Female not blinded by boobies: "Look at her face."

Typical Male blinded by boobies: "oh right.. ehm.. omgomgomg look at her boobies! "

by PickledMe December 24, 2008

einar johannes

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

by søs søk January 5, 2021

Jóhann

Jóhann wants to be a porn star but can't because he's to ugly to be one, He gets none of the girls and jerks off every day when he gets home, Jóhann is a bitch and is not nice to people.

Jóhann is not a nice person.

by WalleyBalley November 1, 2019

jahanavi

A sweet girl who likes listening to people. She is very sweet and calm but slightly indecisive.

She really is a jahanavi

by Penolope842 June 30, 2021

johanly

She is really preety and has a nice body. She doesn’t really speak much but when you get to know her she’s a good friend. When u get her mad she is kind of petty but she has a great personality

Johanly is a preety girl
She is also really quiet

by Dictionarygirlz February 10, 2018