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Fuckin' jive turkey 

Any singer who's full vocal range is one semitone short of four octaves
hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
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Junkie Jive 

when a junkie is so fried they start walking in this weird way where their arms are stiff straight, hands flat, head tilted and walk in the motion of a drunken penguin. Typically when they walk past you'll hear some strange mumblings or they will try to engage in conversation with you. If the latter is to occur do make eye contact and run for your life
"Quick run ! Dazza's doing the junkie jive" .

the jovermeter 

the jovermeter is a meter that measures how jover it is for a certain individual for aura, career, gyats etc.

the lower the jovermeter is the better, however the higher it becomes, the more jover it is.
only certain individuals shall be measured by the jovermeter.
if you have no gyats, no money, no career and no aura, the jovermeter is at a 10/10.
bro just dropped his coins in front of a gyat, he lost aura. jovermeter just went up by +2.

Jack and Jive 

To have a foursome.
"Let's have a foursome." "Are you ready to jack and jive?"
Jack and Jive by Uchtdt September 13, 2023

Jeffay Jelqing Jive 

A performance complementary to a Mavin Masturbation Manoeuvre, whereby one forcibly eLENGgates your wene by grappling the shaft with vigour to make it bigger whilst Mark's mellifluous white girl melodies are resonating around the room (goon-cave), to provide a spectacle and a salty treat.
Willie Leng: "Hey big Wood, I hear you've be attempting to eLENGgate your wene by performing a Jeffay Jelqing Jive"
Big Wood: "yeah man, I'm gonna have the Lengest wene on Mavin Street!"

Mavin Street Jelqing Jive 

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal
Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”