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Dirty Jim

When you get the girl your friend wants, and you send him pictures of the two of you in action
I did a proper Dirty Jim on Liam last night, but he did thank me for the pics!
by Immaterial prankster March 30, 2020
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JIMS

Stands for: Jesus Is My Savior

Describes a person who is conservative due to extremely strict religious beliefs.

You can typically spot a JIMS if they have a lot of Facebook photos with their Church friends.
They don't do any sexual or illicit activities such as partying as they view it as against their religion.

Typical things that a JIMS would say is:

"I really hope my church friend asks me to prom!"
"No sorry, I'm waiting until marriage"
"I don't need a man because I have Jesus!"
"Don't worry, I'll pray for you"
Guy 1: Dude she's really cute. Should I ask her to prom?

Guy 2: Sorry man. She's a JIMS. She is already going with her church friend after they have dinner with their pastor after talking about the book of Genesis.
by j.park September 23, 2016
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jim-bob

term pretty much meaning the same as "idiot" or "loser"....
"oh my god, stop being such a jim-bob"
by meesh... April 18, 2005
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jim beam

i had some jim beam and coke last night
by Jett September 21, 2003
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Jim Henson

the act of fisting and when the hand is completely inside, the hand is then fully opened and closed causing the recipiants eyes and mouth to open and close. think of a puppet and a vantrilaquist.
that bitch was so loose not even the ole' Jim Henson fazed her
by Mr. Higgins May 1, 2006
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Slim Jim

When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
by festeringfetus December 27, 2010
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The Slim Jim

When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**
My girl love the slim jim after anal
by A-town stay down November 7, 2007
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