Jake

One of the best guys he makes you feel like the world. You never want him to leave your side. Makes you feel gorgeous even if you don't feel it, he doesn't even make you feel that way when you with him. He is like a diamond-rare, but amazing to have.

Wow, jake just makes me feel like the world. I can't wait to see him again.

by Grace1313 December 26, 2017

Jake

A fuckboy

Girl #1: Ugh that boy used me only for sex!

Girl #2: Well I did warn you about Jakes

by Weirdest_Casper August 28, 2017

Jake

A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.

Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny

by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020

Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

A gay boy with no friends

Jake is so gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

Jake

A person who sucks a lot and yeah he sucks. If you ever come across a Jake turn and run cuz he sucks.

That guy is such a bitch, he must be a Jake.

by Godly Person 1646812374 November 30, 2017

Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious

Adam you’re such a Jake

by esplash30 January 2, 2019