Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.

Jake likes Jewish pancakes and religion class.

by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017

Jake

Someone who is slower than normal. Dumb. Stupid. An idiot. Big trucks have a "jake" brake. See also: Truck.

Guy 1:What is taking this guy so long?
Guy 2: I'm not sure, he's just a Jake.

by PathLessTraveled August 1, 2018

Jake

Gay and hates life also bad at fortnite

Jake is the most gayest person I know

by Jakeyboy320 October 16, 2018

Jake

A gay boy with no friends

Jake is so gay.

by Conricly June 11, 2018

jake

the word (name) jake stands for (or is equal) to white and anorexic

“aye did u see jake, that boy is the whitest and skinniest boy i’ve ever seen i swear if u put him in front of a white broad, u wouldn’t be able to see him, even is he turns to the side i can see that kid😭😭!”

by hey gwu’s December 26, 2018

Jake

Jake: the act of saying something obvious

Adam you’re such a Jake

by esplash30 January 2, 2019

Jake

A really cute boy who has a girlfriend named Lily

Wow, Jake and lily are the perfect couple. I wish I could have some of that hot asssssss.

by Sexandmasturbationnoweeees November 5, 2017