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Moist Jamie

Bro they didn’t give you a wet willie did they? No worse I got a Moist Jamie
by The_did_kiddler July 24, 2021
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Jamie Weber

Jamie Weber is an absolute bum fucking addict. He sure does just love the taste of greasy-ass dick.

When he goes in front of a mirror naked he loves the look of that grease just dripping down his belly button.

Oh how he lives for the sweet taste of his own grease.
Oooowee your such a little Jamie Weber
by Jamie Weber August 3, 2021
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A Jamie Moment

To not know what to do, panic hard in a kitchen for about ten minutes, accomplish nothing and then proceed to still end up with a favorable outcome.

To come with a lot of problems and no solutions.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars, Celebrity Chefs and fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: “I’ve just stood here for six minutes...oh my god I don’t know what to do -I don’t know what to do- I’m freaking out! I’m freaking out! I’m having a Jamie moment. I’m having an actual Jamie moment.”
by KhaleesiofRivia May 12, 2021
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A Jamie Moment

A Jamie moment is near enough copying the actions of Jamie Slim Jim this can be done either by no-lifing a game for a month or so before calling it a really bad game because Harry beat him after playing for a matter of 5 hours another sign of someone having a Jamie moment is just speaking pure waffle such as "Your head is bigger than your thumb"
Ahhh he's having a Jamie moment, he's not speaking English again to try and some cheap laughs from Aiden
by H innit caaaaammmmon September 5, 2021
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Jamie’s bread

Marley: okay Lewis bring home Jamie’s bread!
Lewis: I’ll try

Hours later

Lewis: I BRANG HOME JAMIES BREAD GUYS
by CHAMPIONN._.WERD10X June 28, 2023
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Jamie spice

Jamie spice

A freckly creature that feeds on large pizzas

Hard drugs and is usually found by a waterhole containing ciders

Has many personalities and hunts down its prey by poisoning them with shit jokes
Most people have learnt to live with the creature

By ignoring it

Its sleeping patterns and other ways of life are unknown to scientists as this creature is just soooooo random
Fun jamie spice facts

#1...they share 99% of there DNA with fuckin idiots

#2....they think there double tasty

#3...they think there double naughty

#4... it is still unknown when a jamie spice had a normal conversation

#5....searches the earth for a sesh

What's that a jamie spice
Eeeeekkkk runnnn quiickkk

A very feisty
Waahhhh it's a jamie spice
by Jamie spice June 25, 2021
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