Donnie says he thought of joining military but can't remember what foot had bone spurs.
What? Donnie is a liar and soft-handed
What? Donnie is a liar and soft-handed
by Lee03 August 3, 2016

a game in which the player tapes one 40 to each hand and is not allowed to un-tape them until they have finished drinking the 40s.
by anonymous December 20, 2003

by Arawra Stockings March 6, 2011

by Notasithlord April 4, 2020

1) An individual that is prone to destroying or breaking any material item due inpart to careless,abrubt, or overzealous manipulation of said item.
2) An individual that operates anything in the physical world with too much strength and awkward coordination.
2) An individual that operates anything in the physical world with too much strength and awkward coordination.
Individual at the jewelery store having his watch band repaired:
Watch Repair Person: "If I can just get this band loose, I think I'll be able to make a quick and easy adjustment."
John (the watch owner): Easy man, you're being too rough you heavy-handed beast.....I ain't worried about 'quick and easy', I want you to slow down; be gentle and fix it smoothly and correctly."
Watch Repair Person: "If I can just get this band loose, I think I'll be able to make a quick and easy adjustment."
John (the watch owner): Easy man, you're being too rough you heavy-handed beast.....I ain't worried about 'quick and easy', I want you to slow down; be gentle and fix it smoothly and correctly."
by Tommy Boy Sadler December 27, 2007

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg
by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.
*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.
by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 21, 2005
