"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.
Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.
by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023
Get the I reject your reality and substitute my own mug.When the press, public relations firms, government officials and political campaigns distort reality, twist the facts, apply filters like those used in PhotoShop to changes images, that is photoshopping reality. Closely associated with spin, perception management, marketing and propaganda.
When Secretary of State Colin Powell showed photographs to the UN proving the existence of chemical warfare plants, he was photoshopping reality. Also, President George W. Bush's infamous comment to FEMA chief Michael D. Brown while the latter was botching the federal response to Hurricane Katrina: "Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job."
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Here comes another day…
When reality…
Comes crashing by…
To say ….
You are not his beautiful lady…
No matter how much…
You pray to the sky…
Or create answers to the whys…
You can find connections…
Where the numbers land…
Or the words developed by another’s hand…
But it was never is affection…
Towards you…
As it simply was never meant….
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When reality…
Comes crashing by…
To say ….
You are not his beautiful lady…
No matter how much…
You pray to the sky…
Or create answers to the whys…
You can find connections…
Where the numbers land…
Or the words developed by another’s hand…
But it was never is affection…
Towards you…
As it simply was never meant….
4u
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Get the VR (virtual reality) mug.N. Political events that could only happen in a reality TV drama. Usually a fight between multiple politicians.
by Next_V March 9, 2020
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"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
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