Canada's History

A depraved sex act. Favored by Stephen Colbert.

Putting everything in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History.

by skb89 February 4, 2010

canada's history

The act of stabbing a grandma and fucking a horse. The grandma part is foreplay.

Yo, last night I was involved in an hour long hands-on lecture on Canada's history. Awesome?

by thx11ait February 4, 2010

native american history

really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special

a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:

ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)

by will appear online Your pseudo November 30, 2010

Canada's History

A sexual act. Canada is referred to as "America's Fuzzy Hat." You give your girlfriend a "fuzzy hat" by having ten of your friends masturbate on her hair, and then you "smuggle drugs back across the border" by having anal sex with her, and then drugging her with morphine. You finish the act by putting a Canadian and an American dollar in her anus and leaving it there.

Dude, I totally did Canada's History with my girlfriend last night. It was wild.

by yesplz4930843980 February 4, 2010

Canada's history

A sex act in which a jug of maple syrup is inserted into the woman's vagina and/or man's ass with the jug opening sticking out. The partner with the jug then squats over the other partner while maple syrup drips out, covering the other partner. The partner covered in syrup then fucks a beaver (if the woman is covered in syrup, a strap-on dildo is used). Then sticky, sweet, chaos ensues between the two and the beaver.

The apartment was a sticky wreck after the Canada's History from the night before. The dining room table was also missing one of its wooden legs.

by Hippopotannonymous February 4, 2010

history

A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"

History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).

by AXiD January 8, 2004

Canadian History

A "Canadian History" is the sexual act involving a hairy Canadian woman and a man. The man takes a bottle of maple syrup and a moose antler and engages in the sexual act of shaving the hairy Canadian woman. They then lie down on a Canadian flag in the snow and then the man uses a small plastic or rubber figurine of the Stanley Cup to masturbate the freshly shaven Canadian woman until she orgasms. This orgasm may then be bottled, food color added, and then sold as "Canadian Historical Maple Syrup".

After watching an episode of "The Cobert Report" on Comedy Central, Tom and Sarah engaged in some Canadian History.

by DMan3787 February 8, 2010