Pizza Hooker 

Defined as a young woman who employs sexual promiscuity with the aim of acquiring free pizza from pursuing males.

"Hey Dave, How did Jeremy end up getting with Veronica?"
"Veronica? I heard she is a pizza hooker"

Pizza Hooker by ayoayouuuu November 13, 2016

cajun hooker 

The sluttyiest of all hookers. The kind of hooker that will do anything for a bowl of gumbo.

"Fuck me in the ass and shit on my dick like a Cajun hooker!"

cajun hooker by Cajun hooker June 16, 2017

Shit hooker 

Someone who pedals shit, sells junk. Hence the name shit + hooker.

There's some shit hooker selling fake sunglasses in the parking lot!

Shit hooker by Woodpimp January 19, 2018

hey hooker 

Hey hooker; (Hooker). Everyone’s a hooker. When you meet your friend or a stranger. Instead of saying there name, you just say “Hey Hooker”. Meaning FRIEND.

Hey Hooker, do you want to go to the mall?
Hey Hooker, how have you been?

hey hooker by Tea Baer January 24, 2023

holiday hooker 

That clearly out-of place and heavily made-up woman who is very attractive but oddly quiet at the family holiday party and who is so far out of your super-shy brother’s league that you become immediately suspicious.

Don’t try to tell me that Justin’s new girlfriend is not just a holiday hooker!

holiday hooker by Dr Bunnygirl November 1, 2023

Puerto Rican hooker 

A shot of tequila followed by a pickleback (shot of pickle juice)

Hey Dirk! Get me a shot of Cabrito and a pickleback!

Sure man! Thats a Puerto Rican hooker for ya

Puerto Rican hooker by goofysillymonkey May 23, 2022

Brain Hooker 

Someone who blows your mind.

You must be a brain hooker, because you just blew my mind.

Brain Hooker by Gezundheit January 28, 2009