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gargle my hog 

The act of swallowing a penis so far you can only make choking noises.
Over the last few years Tom has asked to gargle my hog and asked me to gargle his hog many times. I wonder how many times he has been caught gargling hog.
gargle my hog by Welsk March 15, 2016
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2.6 Hog Cycle 

A Clash Royale deck that contains Hog Rider, Fireball, Musketeer, Cannon, Skeletons, Ice Spirit, Ice Golem, and The Log.
Despite how the deck looks, it's super annoying to fight against. Its fast cycle means that the enemy can switch to another Hog Rider in a matter of seconds, and if the enemy is skilled, they defend your entire counterpush with little to no damage at the enemy tower, leaving you feeling weak and useless. The Hog Rider punishes you after you spend all your elixer to support your push, you get no damage, and the Hog Rider is attacking your tower, forcing you to sacrifice the tower with nothing in return.

The deck's defense synergy is powerful enough to crush your dreams. The deck's cycle is cheaper than your possessions.

Air decks such as Lava-loon is useful to countering 2.6 Hog Cycle players because the deck doesn't have much air counters.
Person 1: Holy hell. I just met a 2.6 Hog Cycle player. Fuck the amount of times he kited, I can't even count that.
Person 2: Meh. 2.6 Hog Cycle players will always be pretty retarded.
Person 1: I was using X-Bow.
Person 2: Then FUCK YOU THEN!!!! YOU DESERVED TO LOSE HEEHEEHEEHAW
2.6 Hog Cycle by A weak dick February 2, 2022
Someone who is straight ballin'. Does whatever he wants, whenever he wants.
Sam: Man, Captain Falcon just took Yoshi in the butt.
Rylee: I know, because he's boss hog.
boss hog by Benji Thomas February 16, 2008

Fluff my Hog

As defined in the world of achewood, the activity of fluffing one's hog is defined as one the act of sucking on anothers phallus. It is usually used as a threat or retort to a comment you find. It can be further emphasised by telling someone that they will soon taste your hog.
"You diss my dog, you fluff my hog"
"You are about to enter a world where the only activity that exists is tasting my hog"
Fluff my Hog by David F September 23, 2005

Log The Hog 

Reference to a man having sex with a fat chick. To log the hog one has to be a chubby chaser that wins a game of nail the whale.
Dude, Nick brags about all that bearded clam he's been getting, but all he's been doing is logging the hogs. Apparently- Nick loves to log the hog.
Log The Hog by keifermail August 5, 2009

ground hog dump

a bowel movement that is so large and impacted that you can squeeze out a portion, but can't pinch it off, so it goes back in.
After that ground hog dump, I need some laxatives.
ground hog dump by Mike Oxhard July 11, 2006